It'll be quite a nice cult - all members can wear mittens and sip sangria. I will need all of your worldly possessions though... this is to pay for a gateway to heaven or something. I'm not big on the whole 'mass suicide' thing... thats like so 90's... maybe we can beat-box and do the 'dutty wind' like brothers and sisters that get on a bit TOO well...
You can live at my house or if I get more that 50 applicants the garden is pleasant this time of year.
No expereince required as full training will be given to the right people, modern langauage and woodwork qualifications are preferred however! (and we said those subjects were useless at school - aha you see)
See you soon my gentle flock
xxx